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Friday, March 6th, 2009
9:48 pm	Long time No see! It has been far too long since I've opened my mouth about my adventures.  Currently back at a job that I quit a year ago, because tech support slave for Comcast sucked balls!  Also, I'm looking for a house and living with a woman.  Never thought that would happen again in my lifetime.   So among the things I've cooked lately, crab, bacon  and cheese stuffed potatoes and mushrooms, crab pizza, maple vodka, veal stew, oxtail stew (after Carrie braised the oxtails), middle eastern pizza, mexican pizza, and more. For boozes, I've tried mango, garlic and pepper sweet tea, cucumber, root beer caramel, and other vodkas.  And I've eaten carpaccio and tartare!  Delicious! I liked the carpaccio most.   I'm sure there's more I'll remember later.   Current Mood: chipper (Comment on this)
Friday, August 15th, 2008
4:52 am	a minor list, this isn't even close to the many odd things I've eaten Aug. 14th, 2008 at 1:25 PM 1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions. 2) Bold all the items you’ve eaten. 3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating (or eating again) 4) Special snowflake edition: italicize all the foods you would like to try 1. Venison 2. Nettle tea 3. Huevos rancheros 4. Steak tartare 5. Crocodile 6. Black pudding 7. Cheese fondue 8. Carp 9. Borscht 10. Baba ghanoush 11. Calamari 12. Pho 13. PB&J sandwich 14. Aloo gobi 15. Hot dog from a street cart 16. Epoisses 17. Black truffle 18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes 19. Steamed pork buns 20. Pistachio ice cream 21. Heirloom tomatoes 22. Fresh wild berries 23. Foie gras 24. Rice and beans 25. Brawn, or head cheese 26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper 27. Dulce de leche 28. Oysters 29. Baklava 30. Bagna cauda 31. Wasabi peas 32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl 33. Salted lassi But I have had Mango Lassi 34. Sauerkraut 35. Root beer float 36. Cognac with a fat cigar 37. Clotted cream tea 38. Vodka jelly 39. Gumbo 40. Oxtail 41. Curried goat 42. Whole insects 43. Phaal 44. Goat’s milk 45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more 46. Fugu 47. Chicken tikka masala 48. Eel 49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut 50. Sea urchin 51. Prickly pear 52. Umeboshi 53. Abalone 54. Paneer 55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal 56. Spaetzle 57. Dirty gin martini 58. Beer above 8% ABV  59. Poutine 60. Carob chips 61. S’mores 62. Sweetbreads 63. Kaolin <- This is a food? 64. Currywurst  65. Durian 66. Frogs’ legs 67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake 68. Haggis 69. Fried plantain 70. Chitterlings, or andouillette 71. Gazpacho 72. Caviar and blini (but not at the same time) 73. Louche absinthe 74. Gjetost, or brunost 75. Roadkill 76. Baijiu 77. Hostess Fruit Pie 78. Snail 79. Lapsang souchong 80. Bellini 81. Tom yum 82. Eggs Benedict 83. Pocky 84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant 85. Kobe beef 86. Hare 87. Goulash 88. Flowers (Nasturtiums, roses, candied violets) 89. Horse 90. Criollo chocolate 91. Spam 92. Soft shell crab 93. Rose harissa 94. Catfish 95. Mole poblano 96. Bagel and lox 97. Lobster Thermidor 98. Polenta 99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee 100. Snake  101. POLISH CZARNINA 102. Raw Kibbi 103. Rocky Mountain Oysters 104. Głowizna 105. Sledz 106. Chicken Feet 107. Turtle Soup (Comment on this)
3:59 am	Writer's Block: Six-Word Story The paper read: Test results: Positive She smiled as the house burned. He hit the button and laughed. (Comment on this)
Friday, October 12th, 2007
4:44 am	A book entry 1. Hardcover or paperback, and why? Say what you will about breaking the spine, I love hardcover books. And keep in mind, I love comic books, but somehow, paperbacks seem too flimsy. I'd always rather have a hardcover than a paperback. 2. If I were to own a book shop I would call it… LIbrary pub is taken so... Books and Booze? Drink and Be Literary? The Poetry Bar? I dunno, something including my love of alcohol and the written word. 3. My favorite quote from a book (mention the title) is… Kilgore trout came upon a message written in the bathroom. He searched vainly for a pencil, for he had a response. The message was this: What is the meaning of life? If he had a pencil, Kilgore would have written this: To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the Creator of the Universe, you fool. -Killgore Trout - Breakfast of Champions, by the genius Kurt Vonnegut, may he rest in peace. Another good one is this, but it's not from a novel: "Still and all, why bother? Here's my answer. Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone. " Another good one: "Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand." -Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle Also: Mr. Vonnegut is up in heaven now. "Do you know what a Humanist is? I am honorary president of the American Humanist Association, having succeeded the late, great science fiction writer Isaac Asimov in that functionless capacity. We Humanists try to behave well without any expectation of rewards or punishments in an afterlife. We serve as best we can the only abstraction with which we have any real familiarity, which is our community. We had a memorial services for Isaac a few years back, and at one point I said, ''Isaac is up in Heaven now.'' It was the funniest thing I could have said to a group of Humanists. I rolled them in the aisles. It was several minutes before order could be restored. And if I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, ''Kurt is up in Heaven now.'' That’s my favorite joke. " 4. The author (alive or deceased) I would love to have lunch with would be… Kurt Vonnegut, who struck me as a very clear headed man. But it's a tie with Grant Morrison and Garth Ennis. Both would be a blast, I'm sure. 5. If I was going to a deserted island and could only bring one book, except from the SAS survival guide, it would be… The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The actual guide, not the book of the same name. 6. I would love someone to invent a bookish gadget that… Contained every book ever written, and every time you accessed a book, an amount was paid to the author of that book. 7. The smell of an old book reminds me of… Heaven. Home. My father. My youth, spent in used bookstores, reading my parent's old books on top of garages, hidden in closets, on the playground as other children ran around me, in the library after school with my best friend Kenny, . My mother. My life. 8. If I could be the lead character in a book (mention the title), it would be… Superman: Action Comics. Who doesn't want to be Superman? 9. The most overestimated book of all times is… The Bible, The Qu'ran, the Torah, any religious book that promotes hate over love, war over peace, violence over forgiveness. 10. I hate it when a book… author dies with the book unfinished. When a book doesn't say what I think it should have said. When a book is over and I still want more. When a book's lies become truth in the eyes of the uninformed. When a book has lies so convincing that people want to believe it's true and commit horrible acts because of it. When a book disappoints me. Current Mood: happy Current Music: Tub Ring - FASTER (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, October 21st, 2006
1:52 pm	6 Random things about me 1. I have 6 chest hairs. That's all I'll ever have. Though my nipples have some bushiness, I am forever cursed with a pretty hairless body. 2. I will bite my toenails when there's no one around. It happens ONLY when I can't get the toenail clippers to do what I want. 3. I sometimes wonder if people can read thoughts. 4. My only prejudice? I think southern people sound uneducated. And the minute I hear a southern accent, I assume that the person speaking is dumb until proven otherwise. 5. I love cats, musicals, live theater, cooking, cleaning, and dressing nicely. 6. I suffer from serious thantophobia. I am constantly thinking of my own mortality. Worried, scared, frightened of it. Current Mood: sick Current Music: Bob and Tom - Donkey Show (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
8:15 am	Subtracting Electrons This is how you turn a positive into a negative, in case you were wondering about the headline. It is the essential point of my blogpost. And of course, it's about women. I have a friend, she is gorgeous, absolutely. But, like all women, she has low self-esteem. She believes that she isn't pretty, and that if a man compliments her, she thinks he's lying, or trying to get into her pants, which offends her. Eh? Call me crazy, but if a guy wants to get into your pants, isn't that complimentary? Setting aside the fact that she instantly assumes a man must be lying, why is it wrong for a guy to think a women is hot and sexy enough that he'd want to slip her the high hard one? Is it just insulting because that's all the guy sees, is a vagina when he looks at you? Or uses your beauty as a measure of your desirability? Once again, huh? Jeez, I thought that's what humans were supposed to do. Lord knows, women look at me and measure my desirability by my looks. If only they did it by intelligence, I'd be SUPERPIMP! Not that I'm not plugging more holes than polyseamseal caulk, but there would just be MORE of it. While I can understand being a little defensive because a stranger who compliments you doesn't know the REAL YOU, nonetheless, any compliment given for any reason is still a damn compliment! And it's good! And it means something! Do women understand how rare it is for a man to give a compliment for anything to anyone? Don't they realize men don't notice anything? And as for the lying, that's just ridiculous. Why would someone go out of their way to compliment you for any reason? Just because it's a nice day? The stars were aligned perfectly? They're from bizarro world and your head is just blocky enough to capture their attention? I wish, WISH, that I got complimented as often as I compliment women. Hell, I wish I got complimented at all! Other than friends, family and fornication friends, strangers don't ever email me to say, hey, you're good looking, or stop me in the street and tell me my tie looks good. AND DAMMIT, MY TIES LOOK GOOD! In closing, women are crazy. Thank you. Current Mood: annoyed Current Music: Roger Waters - The Pros and Cons of Hitchiking (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 29th, 2006
12:43 pm	Sorry is not just a cloth worn in India It's already been proven that men have a problem saying sorry. Some won't even let the word pass their lips, instead saying they apologize for whatever it was they did wrong. I've done it. Lord knows, I've said I apologize far more than saying I'm sorry. Sorry means that you feel sorrow for what you've done and sometimes, I really don't feel sorry. Why say it if you don't feel it? And in my defense, sometimes women demand an apology for things I'm really not sorry for, like saying their hair looks like a Stevie Wonder scissor special, or that their breath is akin to stinking my face in a port-a-potty toilet. And sadly, when it came to women being angry, I was a master. It got to a point where I would say sorry out of habit, instead of out of any sense of guilt. In fact, the only thing I regretted most of the time was getting the women angry. Usually I was saying it because I have an issue with puncuality. In other words, I'm on time about as often as a pregnant woman's period. But there's more to saying sorry than saying sorry. I realized today that I expect to say sorry and that's enough to fix whatever it was. Even if it was killing your dog, arriving late to your circumcision or farting on your birthday cake. Though the last one was a complete accident. And methane disperses in the air. People need to be more forgiving, it's not like I blew out the candles. Some things cannot be fixed with just the word sorry, no matter how many times you say it. It takes actual remorse and a willingness to change the behavior that led to the mistake. Easier said than done, in some cases. I have learned to watch my tongue, or not be as... creative... in my descriptions. I've learned to leave 2 hours earlier so that I get there on time. I've even learned to not be such an asshole. Though, I'm still working on that last one. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 12th, 2006
10:26 pm	I love my new job and I'm writing my ass off for the Clarion Writers Workshop. So I don't have a lot of time to post, I'm just doing busypostwork. Okay, here are the rules, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. Then you need to pick 6 other people to tag and list their names. You need to leave a comment saying "You've been tagged." in their comments and tell them to read your blog...... Here we go! 6 weird things about me: 1. I cannot eat anything without a side. I NEED a side. Hot dogs have to have beans or chips or fries. Same with anything that I hold in my hand, like a sandwich, hamburger, whatever. I can't eat a single thing for dinner. In fact, I justify my sides. Pierogi, dough wrapped around potatoes, the onions and sour cream are the sides. Pizza is it's own side. 2. I bite my nails, but I don't spit them out. I keep them in my mouth and play with them. It's even more disgusting than you think, because I might just be talking to you when one of them flies out. It happened in the middle of a meeting at my job once. 3. I try to wear every piece of clothing in my wardrobe at least once. I feel like I'm ignoring them if I don't. Except for my Everything I need to know about life I learned from porno shirt. 4. I have a hair on the right side of my chest. It's one of the few hairs I have. I pluck it every once in a while and then I'll look back and BAM, it's the size of a rope and it's hanging from my chest! 5. I'm in love with onions. I will put them in everything. I would love to try onion ice cream. I would eat onion breakfast cereal. I would drink onion juice, if not for the fact that it would probably kill me. 6. I like bubble baths. I don't know why this is considered weird, but according to Sara, Friends did a whole episode about men who like bubble baths. I love a bath, because they're relaxing and just feel good. Plus, I can shave in a bath, with hot water involved shaving my face goes from being a painful adventure to being a not-as-painful adventure. Tagged people: Anyone who wants to do this. It's fun, but man, it was tough thinking about weird things about me. I don't consider the last three of these weird. Current Mood: busy Current Music: Machine Head - Through the Ashes of Empire (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 5th, 2006
11:47 pm	Go ahead. Ask me anything. Ask me a question about EACH (or any; I'm not picky) of the following: 1. Friends 2. Sex 3. Music 4. Drugs 5. Love 6. Livejournal No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential and I will try to answer honestly, (so long as it doesn't involve me saying anything about someone else that they wouldn't want me to say, because that would be really unfair). Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked! Current Mood: happy Current Music: Queen: The Platinum Collection (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 9th, 2006
12:24 am	Breaking the contr Okay, this is a disclaimer for the reactionaries out there. I'm not advocating this behavior, nor am I calling this guy a hero, winner or even good human being. I am, however, attempting to see it from his point of view, and trying to get others to do the same. I am the Devil's advocate, and yes, I have sympathy for the devil. However, do not mistake sympathy for stupidity. He's a turd. What he's done is odious. But perhaps his situation might deserve some thought? Here is the news story: Husband Accused Of Forcing Wife To Have Sex Contract In my eyes, maybe he was trying to get her to do things, and save his marriage, and she wouldn't. So he drew up the contract as a last resort. Perhaps she gained weight and stopped caring for her hygiene. Perhaps she refused to have any sort of relations with him, but knew he wouldn't do anything because they were married. So he drew up the contract to try to convincer her how important that was to him. And she, of course, got offended and asked for a divorce. After all, what right does a man have to ask his wife to keep her hygiene up or to make him happy. Wives aren't there to make men happy. So I ask you, what can a man do in this situation. He has no power in a marriage, and even less in a divorce. What can he do to make her respond to him? She doesn't want to do anything, doesn't feel like it. Is he supposed to divorce her and lose half of everything and maybe even the rights to see his kids? Why not try and save it any way that he can, including an odious contract? This directly relates to an earlier post, where my friend Sara made a good point. He should have thought about this before they were married. If he had a kink or a love of something, he should have made sure it was reciprocated before he got married. If you go into a marriage knowing you'll be unfulfilled, you might deserve what you get. But what if they had this kind of relationship before they were married or even while they were married? But she just stopped enjoying it? Or didn't want to do it at all? What is he to do now? Cheat? Divorce and maybe lose everything? And before you think he's a total scumbag for making this contract, think about this. If he were really a scumbag, he wouldn't have needed a contract. He would have just cheated, or just done what he wanted, regardless of a contract. She is claiming that he allegedly did anyway, but if so, why would he have drawn up a contract? Current Mood: touched Current Music: Todesbonden - Stormbringer (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
3:33 pm	What color were your cartoons? I had another post written about Bros and Hos, but I ran into this essay that codified exactly how I've always felt but never said. Go Here! She also wrote a follow up Here! Then come back and see what I have to say. I never noticed until I got older, how many movies and shows set in the future didn't have anyone of color. Everyone in the future was white. And that was all right for so many people. I'm not sensitive to it, but I notice it. It bothers me. I love fantasy, I always have, but it does bother me when I read it and EVERYONE is white. There are no colors. And it bothers me. Because I read a lot, I support a lot of things with my habits and they don't seem to include me. So I started cutting them out of my life. I dislike it when there's no one who looks like me. I was lucky, to have run into Kurt Vonnegut at a young age. Cat's Cradle and Breakfast of Champions both have non-white characters who play large, sympathetic roles. It was beautiful. Esther R. Freisner's fantasy books, had plenty of multicultural characters, something that always made me happy. I'm sure there were others but... honestly, I can't name any. Hell, even Conan had black people. And that was written in 1920s. For that matter, so did Huckleberry Finn. What happened in the time between Huckleberry Finn and the books of my youth? Now, my cartoons were a different story. There were minorities on Transformers, Jazz and Blaster, GI JOE, Stalker and Roadblock, Thundercats had Panthro, Galaxy Rangers had Doc. The one that kicked all of their asses, Robotech had the rarest of cartoon people, a black woman. Her name was Claudia Grant or Claudia Lasalle, depending on which version you watched. She was a main character, no less! I would be willing to lay down cash that no one can name another black female cartoon character from say... 15 years and before. Meaning 1991. And sure, the Transformers were a little stereotyped, Blaster was a ghetto boombox, Jazz's name was JAZZ, for god's sake. (Voiced by Scatman Crothers, the man who got the axe literally in the Shining.) Panthro was a black panther, which I suppose should be obvious. But any inclusion was good inclusion for me. And yeah, it's not just about black, either. That's just what I noticed. There's not a lot of asians, hispanics, arabs or any color darker than olive. Current Mood: listless Current Music: My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 24th, 2006
4:44 pm	My humor the Shock Jock (52% dark, 46% spontaneous, 42% vulgar) your humor style: VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead. Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 46% on darkness You scored higher than 53% on spontaneity You scored higher than 60% on vulgarity Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test Current Mood: peaceful Current Music: Porcupine Tree: Adam And Eve (Comment on this)
Monday, January 9th, 2006
11:15 am	Yes, it's all true Perverted mind [ Sex mind: 81% Selfishness: 46% ] MIND score: PERVERTED You're a bit lost, perhaps you've been too far, perhaps you've tried too much. You might be blasé or want always more, you know a lot about sex but it's not always for the best. You don't know where your next step will lead you, even further at the risk of ultimately regretting it or on the contrary to try to use your experience to become wiser. SELF score: you & me (no sign) This is the average result, by far the most common. If we're not too wrong, this means you are fully aware sex is not a one-sided activity and though you are looking for your own satisfaction, you never forget to please your partner. The lower your score, the more you care about your partner's pleasure, the higher, the more important your own pleasure. My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 94% on sex-o-meter You scored higher than 93% on self-o-meter Link: The Sexual Mind Test written by frailmind on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 8th, 2006
11:56 pm	I'm wash, of course. Your results: You are Wash (Ship Pilot) Wash (Ship Pilot) 60% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 55% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 55% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 50% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 50% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 50% River (Stowaway) 35% A Reaver (Cannibal) 30% Alliance 25% Inara Serra (Companion) 20% You are a pilot with a good if not silly sense of humor. You take pride in your collection of toys. You love your significant other. Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 4th, 2006
2:09 pm	A test I grabbed from Stormy ALL ABOUT ME!!! 1. What does your LJ name mean? It means to kill or corrupt at night, a combination of two Latin words, Nocturne, night, and Nox, to kill or corrupt. I thought it was cool when I was 14. 2. Elaborate on your primary icon? It's all me, because I'm damn sexy. 3. Who introduced LiveJournal to you? I'm not really sure, I think Nada O Nil. 4. How many entries and comments do you have? Very few, perhaps 15? 5. What's your current relationship status? Single 6. What are you wearing right now? A brown sweater, jeans and cloppy brown Frankenstien shoes 7. What is your current problem? Job and school 8. What are you doing right now? Sittin at a friend's house 9. Can you dance? Of course. I just tend to look like an idiot doing it. 10. Whom do you love most? Me. My kitty. My dad. 11. What makes you most happy? My friends. My kitty. Good food. Cooking. Video games. Books. Comic books. Movies. Cartoons. 12. Are you musical? I'd like to be in one. Sometimes I pretend that I am, and I'll sing about inane things, like I'm DRIVING! With the sounds of horns honking! Or... Pooping, he's pooping, he's pooping. Or is that too much information. I always wanted to be in a pornographic musical, and I've considered bursting into song while fucking, but then I always get into the act and forget about the song part. But one day, some woman will be lucky enough to not only be having sex with me, but also to hear me sing about how great it all is. One day. 13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine? Like lying on it? It'd probably be pretty soft, so I don't see it being a problem, except for the illegality of possessing such a large amount. Or is Cocaine the name of a hooker that I'm laying on? Is she still alive? I hate dead hookers! 14. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? I'd take my father to the hospital. 15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would it be? A fox, my spirit animal. Playful, fun, pretty and smart! 16. Ever have a near death experience? I think so. I know my legs were burnt like hot dogs by hot water, and another time I was in a car accident that shattered my forehead. But since then, no. 17. Name one obvious quality you have? I look like an expert on everything. I look like a brainiac. I can't help it, people will ask me questions and most of the time, I know the answers. 18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now? The Sound of Music. 19. Are you happy today? No, I went to go get my license back and they haven't even updated the computer to say that I paid off the ticket. BASTARDS! 20. Who will cut and paste this first? No idea, but I bet they're sexy as hell. 21. Name someone with the same birthday as you? Bill Gates 22. Where was your first kiss? Hmm, good question. Uh... I don't remember 23. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property? I once threw a bottle of piss at an ex-girlfriend's window 24. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex? Only because she asked me to. or because she was bad and needed a spanking. 25. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience? Karaoke only. I'm pretty good, though. 26. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Tits, ass, eyes, hair. 27. What do you usually order from Starbucks? I've only been there once. 28. What is your biggest mistake this year? Not finishing my application for unemployment 29. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Maybe when I was really young 30. Say something totally random about you? I bite my nails and then don't spit out the detritus. 31. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? My ex girlfriend's little sister said I looked like Kermit the frog. 32. Do you still watch kids movies or TV shows? Yeah, every day. 33. Did you have braces? No 34. Are you comfortable with your height? I would love to be taller, people don't take short men seriously. Not to mention, women hate men under 6'. They look at you like you're scum. 35. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you? Took me out to dinner and a movie, bought me gifts, then took me home and had incredible sex and gave me a happy ending. 36. When do you know it's love? YOu can't stop thinking of the other person, you want them with you when you do anything, you want to share your life with them and you wonder about their life. 37. Do you speak any other languages? Smattering of Polish, Spanish and jive, turkey. 38. What is your favorite smell? Mangos! I love mangos! Peaches! Dial Tropical Escape. Women's parts. Women's perfume. Women's shampoo. 39. Have you ever been to a tanning salon? No 40. What magazines do you read? Action Comics, Avengers, Gotham Central, Daredevil, Captain America, Justice League, Birds of Prey, Fables, Robin, Powers, Runaways, All Star Superman, Seven Soldiers, Ultimate Fantastic Four, Ultimate Spiderman, The Ultimates, Ultimate X-Men, Anything written by Joss Whedon, Kevin Smith, Grant Morrison, Garth Ennis, Alan Moore, Daniel Way, Brian Michael Bendis, Dan Slott, James Robinson or Gail Simone. 41. Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo? No, what a horrible waste of gas and money. 42. Has anyone you were really close with passed away? My father died in July. It still hurts. 43. Do you ever watch MTV? Sporadically, to see Wild Boys or Jackass. 44. What's something that really annoys you? Stupid people and the fact that they keep spawning. 45. What's something you really like? Sex. Alcohol. Books. Comics. Cartoons. 46. Do you like Michael Jackson? I love older Jackson, he had talent, skill and a beat. 47. Do you give random hugs and kisses? NEver. 48. What's the latest you have ever stayed up? I've been awake for 2 straight days before 49. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die? Never. 50. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the hospital? Nope 51. What are you thinking right now? I really need to poop. Maybe I'll write a song about it while I'm in there. Current Mood: amused Current Music: Porcupine Tree (9 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 5th, 2005
12:36 am	Moll-He? My little baby girl kitten Molly might be a boy. I'm not sure yet, but I thought I saw a lipstick (ie, a pet erection, look it up). A friend of mine thought the same thing. The reason we were sure my kitty was a girl is that s/he is a calico. Here's the science courtesy Cat Scratchin's: To show both orange and another colour such as black or brown a cat has to have two different X chromosomes per cell. Therefore calico (or tortoiseshell) female cats outnumber males by at least 200 to 1, some stats go as high as 3,000 to 1. When a male tortie does appear, (a result of a mutation producing two X’s and one Y) he is invariable sterile and exhibits feminine behaviour such as nurturing nearby young. Ergo, I have a mutant genetic freak kitty. Good thing I love the X-men, as my possible hermaphroditic cat is definitely an X-kitty. That might explain the long hair, even though every other member of he/r family is short haired. I will still have to get his balls cut off, even sterile he could spray to mark his territory. But s/he might be a one in a million kitty. My luck holds true. I wanted a female kitty because I didn't want one to spray all over my stuff, like my comics. And so, I got one.... sort of. Oh, and if s/he turns out to be male, her name will be Moley. As in HOLY MOLEY, that's a boy! Current Mood: confused (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
12:42 pm	I am in love! Her name is Molly and she is beautiful. No doubt in my mind. We've already slept together just about every day since we met. She loves heavy petting and likes to nibble on me. She also loves to run her nails down my skin, sometimes painfully, but I don't complain. She likes to exercise, which is very important to me. Here are some pictures: The wrinkled old man hand in this picture belongs to me. I also call her Mollycoddle or molly cuddle, molly mcbutter and mollywog. She's the best, she makes me feel good just being around her. And so cute! I needed her in my life. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 20th, 2005
2:51 pm	Almost 29 years and I'm just now getting a clue. So a friend of mine told her male co-worker that she was planning on having Dance, Dance, Revolution at her Halloween party. He told her "What? No one will want to go to one of your parties ever again." She got very angry. She enjoys the game, and figures that lots of others will too. She thought he was a total asshole for saying it. Yeah, the way he phrased it was pretty stupid. But I know for a fact that he thought he was being nice and thoughtful. See, men have an issue. It's a little like tact, a little like manners and a lot like trying to treat women like they're your friends. Women can be a friend, but they are not like your guy friends. I can tell my guy friends that their shirt makes their manboobs look like pendulous watermelons attached to his chest by copious amounts of fat. I could never say that to a woman. Even a woman who was my friend for years and years. In fact, it's better that a man never point out any flaws on a woman. If she walks in wearing a full length muu-muu, you'd best pretend you see nothing. Or compliment her on it. One of Sara's male friends told her "You would look good if only you work makeup." I'm positive he didn't mean that in a mean-spirited way. It's just the way men think. And speak. Cause girls aren't guys. I know, they harp about being treated equally and complain about not being in on guy jokes. But honestly,ladies, that's because guy jokes are usually pre-pubescent and stupid. Or scatalogical and disgusting. They're still funny, but you know, only funny to us. I have learned, in my soon to be 29 years, that women don't want the truth about very much, and definitely don't want the truth about how something looks. If it makes her look like a cow with wings growing out of her back, you'd better just tell her you would wear something else. Telling her that you wouldn't go out in public with her if she killed you and stapled you to her back, not a good way to let her know your feelings. And if she really loves it. I mean LOVES IT, validate her love, be happy for her, bite back your comments and be a man. Pretend you love it too. Small sacrifice. Basically, men say stupid things. It's not intentional. It's not even that we don't think before we speak. It's that we don't believe we should have to think before we speak. I want to treat the women in my life just like I treat the men. Rough and tumble, no holds barred. But that's ridiculous on my part. I would never tell a guy friend that he looked beautiful, which I would do with a woman. I would never tell him that I liked his shirt (unless he borrowed my shirt) or that I thought those pants made his ass look good. But I would definitely do that with a woman. So, why would I tell a woman that she looked like she was wearing gunboats on her feet? Just because I would do that with a guy? I know this is common knowledge for some men. But very few of us. I'm not a bad guy. I just thought I was being equal and fair with women. It's not like all the years of tears made a dent to me. And that silence thing? Doesn't work. In my defense, however, women need to stop being so overly sensitive about it. I mean, sure, it hurts your feelings when I tell you that your ass is bigger than my head, but I didn't mean it to hurt you. I'm just a thoughtless jerk. Forgive me! And get over it! Eventually, hopefully, I'll come to a realization that my behavior is stupid and stop doing it. One small complaint or chiding is all I need. Not a reminder 2 years later of the time I said that you should have worn clothes that made you look less stupid. Cause that helps no one. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 25th, 2005
3:19 am	What D&D character are you? I Am A: Chaotic Good GnomeBard Mage Alignment: Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. Race: Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very inclined towards technology, although they have been known to dabble in magic, too. They tend to be fun-loving and fond of jokes and humor. Some gnomes live underground, and some live in cities and villages. They are very tolerant of other races, and are generally well-liked, though occasionally considered frivolous. Primary Class: Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit. Secondary Class: Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this. Deity: Finder Wyvernspur is the Chaotic Neutral god of the cycle of life and the transformation of art, although he leans heavily towards Good. He is also known as the Nameless Bard. Followers of Finder believe that everything must change in order to grow and thrive. Their preferred weapon is the bastard sword. Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Detailed Results: Alignment: Lawful Good ----- XXXX (4) Neutral Good ---- XX (2) Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXX (6) Lawful Neutral -- XXXXX (5) True Neutral ---- XXXXX (5) Chaotic Neutral - XX (2) Lawful Evil ----- X (1) Neutral Evil ---- (-5) Chaotic Evil ---- (0) Race: Human ---- XX (2) Half-Elf - (-3) Elf ------ XXXXXX (6) Halfling - X (1) Dwarf ---- XX (2) Half-Orc - (-1) Gnome ---- XXXXXXX (7) Class: Fighter - (-4) Ranger -- (-5) Paladin - (-1) Cleric -- (-2) Mage ---- XXXXXXXX (8) Druid --- (-10) Thief --- XX (2) Bard ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10) Monk ---- (-2) (Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 21st, 2005
2:03 am	Some me I hate talking about myself. I know, this is a blog, but I didn't start it to talk about me. In fact, I started it to be able to talk about everything BUT me. Lately, however, me has taken center stage, as I've been unable to deal with a lot of what constitutes being Paul. So, I will talk about myself again, but I swear this will change when I get a chance. I didn't get the job at the trucking company where I'd worked before. It's annoying, but I'll live. I am now planning on taking the time between now and going back to school in January to write a script/screenplay. An original. If I get it done quickly enough, I'm going to try to write more. Not on the computer, I can't trust myself to sit down and write if I have access to the internet. I'm weak, and I love it too much. So I'm buying a word processor, and As for my weekend, I went to the renaissance festival. And I bought an outfit. Myself and my friend Carrie. We did not mean to match, she bought the dress first, but my vest was too nice to pass up. I know it's dorky, but dammit, I love it. I love the Renaissance festival. I think it's fun as hell. So fuck anyone who disagrees. You just don't know what fun is. I saw the 40 Year Old Virgin, hilarious movie. Totally a guy movie, the friends in there remind me of my own friends. Amazing portrayal of men in this movie. Oh, and I bought some Onion Olive Oil. I'm not sure how it'll taste, but I'm willing to give it a try. (1 Comment |Comment on this)